Super Duper Journal Entry.
Dear journal,
It has been a long time since my last entry....
Oh, wait a minute, I don't keep journal entries. Never have.
And if you are reading this, shame on you, reading other peoples journals. I thought I could trust you to stay out of my computer.
If you are still reading this, the proper authorities have been contacted and dispatched to your residence.
Bet ya think twice about snooping in other peoples journals now huh?
