9 minutes ago, 1950's war comics said:

Hi Uchiha..

do you talk to your wife on the phone at the very least ??

I can't speak to her on the phone as that would be long distance. I prefer discord or talking to her in the game we're both on.

4 minutes ago, 1950's war comics said:

 

What is that a reaction to?

Just now, uchiha101 said:

What is that a reaction to?

don't you want to at least hear his  her voice just one time at least ?? it would be well worth the long distance charge and if your phone doesn't have long distance ability then just borrow a friends phone , give them five/ten bucks and make the five minute call

3 minutes ago, 1950's war comics said:

don't you want to at least hear his  her voice just one time at least ?? it would be well worth the long distance charge and if your phone doesn't have long distance ability then just borrow a friends phone , give them five/ten bucks and make the five minute call

I can listen to her over discord instead of making a call like that. I would have to ask her when she's on next. The thing is I know exactly what her voice sounds like.

Just gonna leave this here.  No idea why.

1 minute ago, jaybuck43 said:

Just gonna leave this here.  No idea why.

 

No idea huh? 

3 hours ago, newshane said:

Have you seen video footage of her spectacular physical prowess? I'm sure the news outlets would be interested if her abilities were, indeed, superhuman. 

I understand that she is your wife in the video game you play. She may possess some sort of power in the video game, but not in real life. 

The picture you posted is a wallpaper image from wallhere.com

All you have to do is perform a Google image search to find the picture. Is she a model? Can you post other pictures of the same person? 

We've been over the catfishing thing a million times. You refuse to accept it, probably because you are suffering from major delusions, for which you need professional help. 

Busted!!!

40 minutes ago, uchiha101 said:

I can't speak to her on the phone as that would be long distance. I prefer discord or talking to her in the game we're both on.

Use what's app

Or messenger on facebook

3 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

Busted!!!

Not busted at all. I've been saying this from the start when the boardies were asking who this picture is of.

3 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

Use what's app

Or messenger on facebook

She doesn't have those

Call me lazy, but can someone tell me everything about this tread in a succinct manner, where I only have to read one short paragraph at most?

2 hours ago, oakman29 said:

I sure hope you dont have access to automatic weapons. 

He's Canadian. Not likely.

Just now, uchiha101 said:

She doesn't have those

Alright...at first,this seemed like a little fun

Now it seems sad...

Tommarow morning when you wake up, open the front door,let the sun hit your face,take a long deep breath,feel the air as it circulates through your lungs,feel alive!

There are so many dating apps with women that will speak to you verbally,that live in your area,they will demand your number!

Bumble

Tinder

Plenty of fish

Take some pics 

Set up a profile

Please dont communicate with someone who claims they have superpowers,let the government handle that

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE 

Hit yourself with a good strong batch,an aggressive strain of coffee bean,Timmies

Than march down to hero burgers and have yourself a juicy burger!

1 minute ago, tdotcbc84 said:

Call me lazy, but can someone tell me everything about this tread in a succinct manner, where I only have to read one short paragraph at most?

 

Superhero girlfriend

Dudes journal

Manifesto

Hard drive

Stranger danger

5 minutes ago, Wall-Crawler said:

He's Canadian. Not likely.

Correct I am.

6 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

Alright...at first,this seemed like a little fun

Now it seems sad...

Tommarow morning when you wake up, open the front door,let the sun hit your face,take a long deep breath,feel the air as it circulates through your lungs,feel alive!

There are so many dating apps with women that will speak to you verbally,that live in your area,they will demand your number!

Bumble

Tinder

Plenty of fish

Take some pics 

Set up a profile

Please dont communicate with someone who claims they have superpowers,let the government handle that

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE 

Hit yourself with a good strong batch,an aggressive strain of coffee bean,Timmies

Than march down to hero burgers and have yourself a juicy burger!

You are exactly why my wife wants to be with me. The government. Maybe you don't have an idea what they would do but they will kill her for her powers but not before using it for their own advantage. You treat her like some sort of monster. Like I said before, you don't believe it but I do and that's one of the reasons why I'm going to see her. 

6 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

Alright...at first,this seemed like a little fun

Now it seems sad...

Tommarow morning when you wake up, open the front door,let the sun hit your face,take a long deep breath,feel the air as it circulates through your lungs,feel alive!

There are so many dating apps with women that will speak to you verbally,that live in your area,they will demand your number!

Bumble

Tinder

Plenty of fish

Take some pics 

Set up a profile

Please dont communicate with someone who claims they have superpowers,let the government handle that

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE 

Hit yourself with a good strong batch,an aggressive strain of coffee bean,Timmies

Than march down to hero burgers and have yourself a juicy burger!

I'll echo Hollywood with a little parable...

When I get deployed, my battalion included someone who we'll call Mid-life Crisis Guy, or MCG for short.  During training, MCG was getting divorced from his current wife on one phone while trying to keep his half his age new girlfriend from relentlessly cheating on him on the other phone (spoiler -- it didn't work).  We all went on leave for two weeks prior to heading overseas, and when we got back MCG had a bad dye job and a new wife.  His reasoning was "now that I married her, she won't cheat on me."  From what I saw in Kuwait, he was still on the phone 23 hours a day trying to keep her from cheating on him.  Due to my duties I lost track of his exploits once we got to Afghanistan, but I doubt that even more distance proved beneficial to their matrimonial bonds. 

The moral of the story @uchiha101 is this -- Mid-Life Crisis Guy still had more sense than you do.

1 minute ago, uchiha101 said:

You are exactly why my wife wants to be with me. The government. Maybe you don't have an idea what they would do but they will kill her for her powers but not before using it for their own advantage. You treat her like some sort of monster. Like I said before, you don't believe it but I do and that's one of the reasons why I'm going to see her. 

I didn't say I didnt believe you

I'm saying 

What happens if she uses her superpowers in a fit of rage and next thing your million dollar comic book journey turns into a journey to the dumpster with fistfuls of shredded paper.

Life is so much easier without the drama. Why put yourself through that? You got a real opportunity to get a stranglehold on comics,corner the market,you dont wanna occupy your time with this.

2 minutes ago, mattn792 said:

I'll echo Hollywood with a little parable...

When I get deployed, my battalion included someone who we'll call Mid-life Crisis Guy, or MCG for short.  During training, MCG was getting divorced from his current wife on one phone while trying to keep his half his age new girlfriend from relentlessly cheating on him on the other phone (spoiler -- it didn't work).  We all went on leave for two weeks prior to heading overseas, and when we got back MCG had a bad dye job and a new wife.  His reasoning was "now that I married her, she won't cheat on me."  From what I saw in Kuwait, he was still on the phone 23 hours a day trying to keep her from cheating on him.  Due to my duties I lost track of his exploits once we got to Afghanistan, but I doubt that even more distance proved beneficial to their matrimonial bonds. 

The moral of the story @uchiha101 is this -- Mid-Life Crisis Guy still had more sense than you do.

How can you even rely on a guy like that in the field?

Midlife crisis guy sounds like .223 in the back or m4 going off in the latrine.

Did you guys just tune him out?

2 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

How can you even rely on a guy like that in the field?

Those types usually end up handing out trays in the mess hall.  Ironically the military manages to find uses for the useless.

6 minutes ago, mattn792 said:

I'll echo Hollywood with a little parable...

When I get deployed, my battalion included someone who we'll call Mid-life Crisis Guy, or MCG for short.  During training, MCG was getting divorced from his current wife on one phone while trying to keep his half his age new girlfriend from relentlessly cheating on him on the other phone (spoiler -- it didn't work).  We all went on leave for two weeks prior to heading overseas, and when we got back MCG had a bad dye job and a new wife.  His reasoning was "now that I married her, she won't cheat on me."  From what I saw in Kuwait, he was still on the phone 23 hours a day trying to keep her from cheating on him.  Due to my duties I lost track of his exploits once we got to Afghanistan, but I doubt that even more distance proved beneficial to their matrimonial bonds. 

The moral of the story @uchiha101 is this -- Mid-Life Crisis Guy still had more sense than you do.

Good for the guy but  I'm not him, I'm me.

2 minutes ago, uchiha101 said:

Good for the guy but  I'm not him, I'm me.

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