3 minutes ago, NoMan said:

Who's complaining? You may view my two or four comments in your 1000 page years-long journal as "pestering" when I suggested getting off the computer and getting a job but that in and of itself isn't complaining. Did I ever say I was smarter than you? I don't believe I have so here goes, Dude, I'm wwwaaaayyyyy smarter than you. I work harder than you and my wife is real. 

Actually you're complaining when you have a problem with what I post. Like I said if you don't like it, leave. I'm not keeping you here. I didn't ask for your story. I told you to make up your mind. 

Funny, so you're 100% sure my wife isn't real right? Tell me, when I get the proof are you man enough to admit you're wrong or will you run away?

Just now, uchiha101 said:

I already told you the powers aren't fictional. You want proof? Go check out stan Lee's super humans, go check out doctors reports. It's funny how little you know yet act like you know so much. 

I am married. I have met her online just not in person for now. She is female.

Are you telling me, vaguely, to "check out doctor's reports"? Have you heard of patient confidentiality? Give me tangible evidence of "superpowers" to support your accusation that they exist. Superpowers don't exist. They are factually fictional.

You are not married. You need to have witnesses sign legal documents in front of law officers to be married. You've done none of it.

This is the type of thread where those that administer the boards will eventually receive subpoenas for more information after the author of this journal is featured on the news. 

8 minutes ago, uchiha101 said:

https://webwedmobile.com/

Nope.  That's a cool site (that doesn't work most of the time based on the reviews) but you can't get married through it.  It only "works" in places that allow marriage by proxy.  There are 4 states in the US that allow proxy marriages.  None of those are Vermont.  Even for the ones that do allow it, they require her to have your power of attorney first, and for you usually to be on active military duty.  3 of the 4 require that one of the two spouses go and get a marriage certificate first.  So no, that's not legitimate.  

1 minute ago, mattn792 said:

Like I said, you’re being preyed on by your make believe wife.  None of this is real beyond the fact that someone, somewhere (USA, Uruguay, Kazakhstan, Bangladesh...how do you even know?) with a keyboard is communicating with you.  

Whatever part of your brain is flashing the warning signals, you need to listen to it.

It is real. You can believe it isn't if it makes you feel better.

57 minutes ago, uchiha101 said:

Actually you're complaining when you have a problem with what I post. Like I said if you don't like it, leave. I'm not keeping you here. I didn't ask for your story. I told you to make up your mind. 

Funny, so you're 100% sure my wife isn't real right? Tell me, when I get the proof are you man enough to admit you're wrong or will you run away?

Honestly, I'd run away from you regardless of what the proof proved re: your internet-sex-club-wife you've never met with superpowers. Honestly you'd never get 800 feet from me.

2 minutes ago, theCapraAegagrus said:

Are you telling me, vaguely, to "check out doctor's reports"? Have you heard of patient confidentiality? Give me tangible evidence of "superpowers" to support your accusation that they exist. Superpowers don't exist. They are factually fictional.

 

That's a nice one

Sometimes your adherence to laws and justice are amusing

2 minutes ago, jaybuck43 said:

Nope.  That's a cool site (that doesn't work most of the time based on the reviews) but you can't get married through it.  It only "works" in places that allow marriage by proxy.  There are 4 states in the US that allow proxy marriages.  None of those are Vermont.  Even for the ones that do allow it, they require her to have your power of attorney first, and for you usually to be on active military duty.  3 of the 4 require that one of the two spouses go and get a marriage certificate first.  So no, that's not legitimate.  

This is all aside from the fact that they'd have to fork over thousands of dollars to even make a proxy happen... Which we all know never happened.

57 minutes ago, Buzzetta said:

This is the type of thread where those that administer the boards will eventually receive subpoenas for more information after the author of this journal is featured on the news. 

I was kinda thinking the subpoena thing too myself too. Subpoenas are no joke. 

2 minutes ago, theCapraAegagrus said:

Are you telling me, vaguely, to "check out doctor's reports"? Have you heard of patient confidentiality? Give me tangible evidence of "superpowers" to support your accusation that they exist. Superpowers don't exist. They are factually fictional.

You are not married. You need to have witnesses sign legal documents in front of law officers to be married. You've done none of it.

Not everything is confidential you goof, see, again you think you know so much when you don't. They are to comply with the police and lawyers if anything ever comes to such things and with powers like that they do. What? No I don't. 

3 minutes ago, Buzzetta said:

This is the type of thread where those that administer the boards will eventually receive subpoenas for more information after the author of this journal is featured on the news. 

Yikes

3 minutes ago, jaybuck43 said:

Nope.  That's a cool site (that doesn't work most of the time based on the reviews) but you can't get married through it.  It only "works" in places that allow marriage by proxy.  There are 4 states in the US that allow proxy marriages.  None of those are Vermont.  Even for the ones that do allow it, they require her to have your power of attorney first, and for you usually to be on active military duty.  3 of the 4 require that one of the two spouses go and get a marriage certificate first.  So no, that's not legitimate.  

It's not only military. Also you can be a non-us person and get it done. You asked me to show you proof of getting married online and that's what I've done. 

3 minutes ago, NoMan said:

Honestly, I'd run away from you regardless of what the proof proved re: your internet-sex-club-wife you've never met with superpowers. Honestly you'd never get 800 feet from me.

Then leave this journal big man. If you can't handle proof nor want to see it, what are you even doing here? Oh yeah, you want to see how this all goes...right, I'm sure you do.

Just now, uchiha101 said:

Not everything is confidential you goof, see, again you think you know so much when you don't. They are to comply with the police and lawyers if anything ever comes to such things and with powers like that they do. What? No I don't. 

Then provide tangible evidence that "superpowers exist". The onus is on you. Fact: Therapists cannot go home and tell their wives about their patients. That's illegal, regardless of law enforcement being involved. Patient confidentiality extends beyond your misunderstanding. Now man-up and provide some support for your argument, or concede that they don't exist (AKA realize the fact that they don't exist).

This further expounds on the fact that you are not married.

1 minute ago, uchiha101 said:

It's not only military. Also you can be a non-us person and get it done. You asked me to show you proof of getting married online and that's what I've done. 

Dude

At least do the webcam first

It will help alleviate your nerves

It will answer questions

And I imagine you remember every conversation,verbatim so you will know if she has lied to you about anything

This is a big investment on your part

1 minute ago, theCapraAegagrus said:

Then provide tangible evidence that "superpowers exist". The onus is on you. Fact: Therapists cannot go home and tell their wives about their patients. That's illegal, regardless of law enforcement being involved. Patient confidentiality extends beyond your misunderstanding. Now man-up and provide some support for your argument, or concede that they don't exist (AKA realize the fact that they don't exist).

This further expounds on the fact that you are not married.

The usage of the word "Goof" didnt offend you?

I noticed no reaction from you on that

2 minutes ago, uchiha101 said:

It is real. You can believe it isn't if it makes you feel better.

It makes me sad that you (or anyone for that matter) can lose all sense of reality like this.  I hope those closest to you can bring you out of this, but to start that process a person usually needs to be open to receiving help.  You don’t seem to be at this juncture.

Just remember, God doesn’t dictate our lives, God only gives us opportunities.  It’s up to us from there, otherwise free will wouldn’t exist and existence itself would be rendered meaningless.  God isn’t telling you what Sam looks like and that she has super secret powers, that’s your subconscious.  Because you WANT to believe it’s true, and have convinced yourself that it’s true, sight unseen.  

But it’s not real.

And FWIW, Stan Lee’s Superhumans is basically America’s Got Talent, only with Stan’s name on it

2 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

The usage of the word "Goof" didnt offend you?

I noticed no reaction from you on that

He can call me a "goof" all he likes. I couldn't care less.

1 hour ago, uchiha101 said:

Then leave this journal big man. If you can't handle proof nor want to see it, what are you even doing here? Oh yeah, you want to see how this all goes...right, I'm sure you do.

and you're the one complaining of reading comprehension of others?

2 minutes ago, mattn792 said:

It makes me sad that you (or anyone for that matter) can lose all sense of reality like this.  I hope those closest to you can bring you out of this, but to start that process a person usually needs to be open to receiving help.  You don’t seem to be at this juncture.

Just remember, God doesn’t dictate our lives, God only gives us opportunities.  It’s up to us from there, otherwise free will wouldn’t exist and existence itself would be rendered meaningless.  God isn’t telling you what Sam looks like and that she has super secret powers, that’s your subconscious.  Because you WANT to believe it’s true, and have convinced yourself that it’s true, sight unseen.  

But it’s not real.

And FWIW, Stan Lee’s Superhumans is basically America’s Got Talent, only with Stan’s name on it

Listen to this Gabe

3 minutes ago, theCapraAegagrus said:

I couldn't care less.

Glad too see you corrected that

Are you still living at home?  What do your parents think of the marriage?  

Just now, chrisco37 said:

Are you still living at home?  What do your parents think of the marriage?  

 

Good question

Be honest Gabe

15 minutes ago, theCapraAegagrus said:

This is all aside from the fact that they'd have to fork over thousands of dollars to even make a proxy happen... Which we all know never happened.

It can be done for cheaper. But I was showing you that these things are possible as you wanted. 

14 minutes ago, NoMan said:

I was kinda thinking the subpoena thing too myself too. Subpoenas are no joke. 

ehh yes and no.  depends on what it is for and if the person issuing realizes in the end it might be best not to have you anywhere near a courtroom.