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4 hours ago, Ken Aldred said:

It was in Bolton, to the north of Manchester, during the early 90s. Can't even recall its name now.

Very claustrophobic, and the shop reeked a bit.  I figured out why - the owner’s dog was farting.  Extremely off-putting.  

I only went back one more time, the dog persisted with its noxious air pollution, and I just gave up and left.

Classic - thanks Paul, I needed a chuckle.  It reminds of a bird hunting trip we went on.  It was like a three hour drive to the land we were hunting on and one of our bird dogs had the worst gas I had ever smelled.  We carried our dogs in their kennel cages in the van and you want to talk about an odorific van...