Fla. man sued for $15k over negative eBay remark

[Fedoraman]

I wonder if this starts a one of those typical internet responses where this guy now gets a neg on everything he sells..I know I certainly thought about winning that sweet cordless phone only to be able to neg the guy.

 

One can only hope

[TheDanimal]

There's no reason to hate lawyers...it's a completely respectable profession.

 

Just because there are bad doctors out there, do you hate doctors?

 

My parents are lawyers and you wouldn't believe the amount of pro bono and charity work they do. My mother is guardian to over 10 adults who can no longer take care of themselves or are in mental institutions.

 

Depends on the lawyer of course.

[JmC]

thats just sad

[CKB]

I see ebay removed the original neg.

 

I still see the "used car salesman" neg.

 

[Wally's Comics]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

 

An empty seat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fedoraman]

There's no reason to hate lawyers...it's a completely respectable profession.

 

Just because there are bad doctors out there, do you hate doctors?

 

My parents are lawyers and you wouldn't believe the amount of pro bono and charity work they do. My mother is guardian to over 10 adults who can no longer take care of themselves or are in mental institutions.

 

Depends on the lawyer of course.

 

I hate most doctor's as well - due to a poor physician giving me a mis-diagnosis.

 

But, just like any other profession, there are the good and the bad. Just seems like I have encountered more of the latter than the former. Must have bad luck.

[asteroid-comix]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

An empty seat.

 

 

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You

have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer.

Twice.

[PokerKid]

I once was sued by one of Michael Jackson's attornies for an editorial on a murder case that said the lawyer was "the kind of attorney that give's lawyers a bad name."

 

Thanks to California's SLAPP suit laws, it not only went away, but he had to pony up $40k in attorney fees. (I was at an L.A. Times paper and their attorneys like to bill aggressively.)

[Ares]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

An empty seat.

 

 

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You

have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer.

Twice.

 

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

[binarysunrise]

I'd chime in with a lawyer joke, but I'm afraid of being sued.

[seank]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

An empty seat.

 

 

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You

have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer.

Twice.

 

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

 

Why won't sharks eat clowns?

They taste funny.

 

Remember, everyone hates lawyers until they need one. And personally, I think this guy in Florida ought to be disbarred. If I was a judge and got this case, I'd be very unhappy.

[Transplant]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

 

An empty seat.

 

 

 

 

 

Homophobes go to the back of line for telling lawyer jokes.

[comix4fun]

I'd chime in with a lawyer joke, but I'm afraid of being sued.

 

 

Feel free to chime in, all of these jokes are as fresh as lunch-ables they found in King Tut's tomb.

[Subliminal]

thats rediculous.."Oh, i got a negative feedback..I KNOW!!!..ill ruin the guys life"

seems totally fair

 

Florida is really screwed up, i think there must be something in the H2O.

 

Peruke wearing gators lurking ready to take your arm or legs if you don't walk briskly past?

[KryptoSpidey]

I see ebay removed the original neg.

It's still there...

[AGGIEZ]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

 

An empty seat.

 

 

 

 

 

Homophobes go to the back of line for telling lawyer jokes.

 

 

 

That doesn't even make sense... "homophobes"?

[seanfingh]

What do you call 100 lawyers at bottom of ocean?

A good Start.

 

What is more saddening than a bus full of ambulance chasers going off a cliff?

 

 

An empty seat.

 

 

 

 

 

Homophobes go to the back of line for telling lawyer jokes.

 

 

 

That doesn't even make sense... "homophobes"?

 

Learn your history, newb.

[WaltT-migration]

 

don't see why the defendant would even bother with an attorney. heck, this isn't criminal. I wouldn't have even shown up for court.

[seanfingh]

don't see why the defendant would even bother with an attorney. heck, this isn't criminal. I wouldn't have even shown up for court.

 

Then you would have gotten a little thing called a default judgment rammed right where the sun don't shine.

[PokerKid]

Perhaps the used car dealers should file a class action suit claiming defamation for being compared to the attorney.