• When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.

Secret Wars II
1 1

Started by Reno McCoy,

153 posts in this topic

Reno McCoy

Reno McCoy

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

hm So you're a fan, then?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II is a piece of liver served up to a vegan; disgusting, inedible, and useless.

 

Your hatred consumes you.

 

You need more fiber in your diet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

I love me some Egg McMuffins. :cloud9:

 

Your analogy to anal scented McMuffins would have been dreamy if not for the olive oil. You work that hard on everything else and olive oil is the best you can come up with? Really??

 

Sadness.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
I think that Jeffro's hatred is a vegetarian, and thus, his hatred can't consume him. Unless Jeffro is tofu.

 

That may explain why he is so confused in regards to Secret Wars II. hm

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

hm So you're a fan, then?

 

Clearly.

 

He fights so hard against that which he loves.

 

:banana:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Reno McCoy

Reno McCoy

Posted
  • Author
Posted
I think that Jeffro's hatred is a vegetarian, and thus, his hatred can't consume him. Unless Jeffro is tofu.

 

That may explain why he is so confused in regards to Secret Wars II. hm

 

You know, if the Beyonder made my hand a donut, it'd be hard for me not to eat my hand.

 

Just sayin'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
seanfingh

seanfingh

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

I love me some Egg McMuffins. :cloud9:

 

Your analogy to anal scented McMuffins would have been dreamy if not for the olive oil. You work that hard on everything else and olive oil is the best you can come up with? Really??

 

Sadness.

 

meh

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

I love me some Egg McMuffins. :cloud9:

 

Your analogy to anal scented McMuffins would have been dreamy if not for the olive oil. You work that hard on everything else and olive oil is the best you can come up with? Really??

 

Sadness.

 

meh

 

Rhino's Buttcrack

Festering Abcesses

Olive Oil

Gut Punched Angels

 

Which one of these is not like the others?

 

I expect more out of your razor sharp wit.

 

Also, which one one of these would make a cool band name?

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
I’m having a Big Mac attack.

 

Fingh is the Egg McMuffin of the CGC Broads. And Jeffro the Special Sauce.

 

Special orders don't upset them.

 

I wonder who the Grimace would be?

 

 

trufflewasp.jpg

 

Gimme back that fish!

 

Is that the Rhino's Buttcrack Egg McMuffin or the regular version?

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
seanfingh

seanfingh

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

I love me some Egg McMuffins. :cloud9:

 

Your analogy to anal scented McMuffins would have been dreamy if not for the olive oil. You work that hard on everything else and olive oil is the best you can come up with? Really??

 

Sadness.

 

meh

 

Rhino's Buttcrack

Festering Abcesses

Olive Oil

Gut Punched Angels

 

Which one of these is not like the others?

 

I expect more out of your razor sharp wit.

 

Also, which one one of these would make a cool band name?

 

 

Gut Punched Angels would be a sweet name for a band. But not as sweet as Otto's Irresistible Dance

 

Also, don't ever make critical remarks about my posts. It disgusts me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Park

Park

Posted
Posted
Secret Wars II for president!

 

Secret Wars II is the William Henry Harrison of presidents.

 

Secret Wars II is the Egg McMuffin of comics, if that Egg McMuffin that has been dropped on the ground, stored for a week in rhino's buttcrack, bathed in the juice of one hundred festering abscesses and deep fried in olive oil salted by the tears of ten thousand gut-punched angels.

 

I love me some Egg McMuffins. :cloud9:

 

Your analogy to anal scented McMuffins would have been dreamy if not for the olive oil. You work that hard on everything else and olive oil is the best you can come up with? Really??

 

Sadness.

 

meh

 

Rhino's Buttcrack

Festering Abcesses

Olive Oil

Gut Punched Angels

 

Which one of these is not like the others?

 

I expect more out of your razor sharp wit.

 

Also, which one one of these would make a cool band name?

 

 

Gut Punched Angels would be a sweet name for a band. But not as sweet as Otto's Irresistible Dance

 

Also, don't ever make critical remarks about my posts. It disgusts me.

 

Gut Punched Angels would...be...Awesome. :headbang:

 

Your disgust for my questioning the sanctity of your usually witty posts disgusts me to the point that it makes The Beyonder wistful.

 

Don't do that.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Jeffro.

Jeffro.

Posted
Posted
But not as sweet as Otto's Irresistible Dance

 

I loves me some obscure 30 year old Dungeons & Dragons references. :cloud9:

 

I know you pictured that Umber Hulk kicking up his heels as well.

 

When I get home, I'm gonna hit my 1E PH like Oprah hits a sammich. :banana:

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
1 1
Go to topic listing