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Okay there batmite....

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Cormac McCarty is the greatest American author of all time.

 

Yeah. I said it.

 

'Outer Dark' was some bizzare mess right there.

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Definitely a contender.

 

I lean more toward Mark Twain, Jack London, and Ray Bradbury...but that's just me.

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Definitely a contender.

 

I lean more toward Mark Twain, Jack London, and Ray Bradbury...but that's just me.

 

Rafting down a river on Mars with a wolf

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Definitely a contender.

 

I lean more toward Mark Twain, Jack London, and Ray Bradbury...but that's just me.

 

Rafting down a river on Mars with a wolf

I'd read that.

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Definitely a contender.

 

I lean more toward Mark Twain, Jack London, and Ray Bradbury...but that's just me.

 

Rafting down a river on Mars with a wolf

I'd read that.

 

Does it have girls in panties and half shirts getting tangled up in the garden hose and stuff?

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Definitely a contender.

 

I lean more toward Mark Twain, Jack London, and Ray Bradbury...but that's just me.

 

Rafting down a river on Mars with a wolf

I'd read that.

 

Does it have girls in panties and half shirts getting tangled up in the garden hose and stuff?

 

How could it not?

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So I'm making Crock Pot Pantry Raid Chicken right now.

 

Found a large open container of stewed tomatoes in the fridge that was at least two weeks old.

 

Smelled awful.

 

Used them anyway.

 

:banana:

 

Because Norwegian.

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make sure you have 911 on speed dial

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So I'm making Crock Pot Pantry Raid Chicken right now.

 

Found a large open container of stewed tomatoes in the fridge that was at least two weeks old.

 

Smelled awful.

 

Used them anyway.

 

:banana:

 

Because Norwegian.

 

Stud.

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Good ol fashioned Norwegian death chowder

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So I'm making Crock Pot Pantry Raid Chicken right now.

 

Found a large open container of stewed tomatoes in the fridge that was at least two weeks old.

 

Smelled awful.

 

Used them anyway.

 

:banana:

 

Because Norwegian.

 

Did you survive?

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Perhaps the spiders got him...

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Has anyone even thought that he may be going through a metamorphosis and turning into some type of stewed tomato mutant. (shrug)

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So I'm making Crock Pot Pantry Raid Chicken right now.

 

Found a large open container of stewed tomatoes in the fridge that was at least two weeks old.

 

Smelled awful.

 

Used them anyway.

 

:banana:

 

Because Norwegian.

 

Did you survive?

 

Yup...tasted great. :) I think it's in my DNA.

 

Norwegians hang meat outside to rot for weeks and months. The process is considered "tenderization" because decomposition breaks down the fibers.

 

This is why during the zombie apocalypse, Norway (and probably Wisconsin) will not have a problem. Zombies will just be considered walking food storage.

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This is why during the zombie apocalypse, Norway (and probably Wisconsin) will not have a problem. Zombies will just be considered walking food storage.

 

:sick: Another reason to hope I don't survive the initial onslaught

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Has anyone even thought that he may be going through a metamorphosis and turning into some type of stewed tomato mutant. (shrug)

 

:wishluck:

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