Porn

[Joanna]

To whomever is sending my Secret Santa gift, please remember that I am used to getting a side of porn with every package.

 

-- Joanna

[Beastfeast]

Wut

[porcupine48]

 

[Joanna]

Last year my comics came with 2 DVDs of porn hidden in the pages. I just figured it's a thing now. Don't worry -- I sent them on to a good home. I don't want to separate an eager young man from his 1990s nudity.

 

-- Joanna

[fmaz]

That remains just about the funniest story ever... All aspects of it. From how it was mysteriously left in your gift to your eventual role as forum porn dealer.

[Not*Sure*]

You got the bonus package..

 

was it at least..you know..good porn??

 

comic related??

 

"The adventures of SuperStud and Lois Laid"

"Ghost Rider and the cheerleaders of vengeance"

"Deadpool does Dallas"

"Tail from the Crypt"

[Joanna]

[Not*Sure*]

We got a room in Chicago one year..at this Super8 in Rosemount..near the con area..

 

stack of the worst porn ever..

 

in our purple room..with black tiled floor..and a red jacuzzi in the middle of the bedroom..

seriously bad

[Joanna]

As you can see, this was super classy.

 

-- Joanna

[thehumantorch]

Strange, on the porn board I got comics from my secret santa

[Joanna]

That remains just about the funniest story ever... All aspects of it. From how it was mysteriously left in your gift to your eventual role as forum porn dealer.

 

I will admit that although I would not have cast myself in that role, I did get several extra doses of happiness from being both the recipient and dealer. It was so perfect for this board.

 

-- Joanna

[exitmusicblue]

Just the title of this thread wins "Double-Take of the Year" award

 

[Not*Sure*]

Strange, on the porn board I got comics from my secret santa

 

figures!

[fmaz]

That remains just about the funniest story ever... All aspects of it. From how it was mysteriously left in your gift to your eventual role as forum porn dealer.

 

I will admit that although I would not have cast myself in that role, I did get several extra doses of happiness from being both the recipient and dealer. It was so perfect for this board.

 

-- Joanna

 

Well, while you might not have actively sought it, ... you played the role with great aplomb. Just the right mix of "Is this real life?" and "can we please get this porn out of my house?"

 

It's why you now are known, far and wide, as the "Meryl Streep of accidental Secret Santa porn."

 

 

 

[Joanna]

It's why you now are known, far and wide, as the "Meryl Streep of accidental Secret Santa porn."

 

[SpideyFein]

When I read this last year I had to read it three times. I nearly laughed off my chair. May your gift this year be accompanied with something a little more tasteful!

[Black_Adam]

 

Too bad I didn't sign up for Secret Santa. I have a stack of old VHS porn I can't give away, and it would have been so easy to just stuff a tape or two inside a box of Giant-Size Man-Things...

[Jeffro.]

Too bad I didn't sign up for Secret Santa. I have a stack of old VHS porn I can't give away, and it would have been so easy to just stuff a tape or two inside a box of Giant-Size Man-Things...

 

 

 

[Meeklo]

When I read this last year I had to read it three times. I nearly laughed off my chair. May your gift this year be accompanied with something a little more tasteful!

 

Like higher class porn? I hear X-Art does good work. Not that I would actually know or anything.

 

Maybe those Axel Braun parodies, that way it could still be comic book related.

[Not*Sure*]

Too bad I didn't sign up for Secret Santa. I have a stack of old VHS porn I can't give away, and it would have been so easy to just stuff a tape or two inside a box of Giant-Size Man-Things...