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Now I'm wondering if there are Charlton Peso variants.....Brave New World.  

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19 minutes ago, Glassman10 said:

Now I'm wondering if there are Charlton Peso variants.....Brave New World.  

¡Arriba, Arriba! ¡Ándale, Ándale!

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someone needs to tell me that I'm tilting at windmills. I'm off to dry off a wet sheepdog. 

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On 6/25/2019 at 11:58 PM, Glassman10 said:

I'm off to dry off a wet sheepdog. 

What else can one do at 11:58 pm on a Tuesday Glass. 

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Morning Charlemagnes :)

 15 of the probable 17 Unusual Tales now reside in the Charleston Pence Vaults courtesy of this mornings arrival of Number 41, the answer to the Universe and Everything for those that can't add up, or are a sandwich short of a picnic:

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Th eagle eyed among you will be wondering why you were born with the eyes of an eagle and likely planning hospital intervention whilst trying to resist the urge to swoop down on unsuspecting field mice. That's what Eagles do isn't it? Who knows, they're all stuck in Hotel Calista Flockhart and refusing to take calls. You (the eagle eyed among you) will also be able to distinguish the 'LM 9d' hiding behind the rather inconsiderate '3p' post production pricing addition.  

Here's a close up for those with Betty Davis standard human eyes:

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The 3p reminds me of the good old days when brother and I would make the weekly 2 mile pilgrimage to 'Rodneys' in Barking, where we lived, to seek out UK reprint titles with massive inconsiderate marker pen prices on them. It didn't matter to us then, and it doesn't matter to me now, here on this UT copy. The 3p is a sign that the comic has lived. Along with the store stamp, it shows that the book has travelled and passed between hands before finding it's way, 56 years later, into the Charleston Pence Vault. A rare honour for the book - to be forever presented as the 9d example to the Three Men and a Dog Like Sparkenwood who give a flying :censored: at a rolling doughnut about such matters (thank you, Morlar, for that line, itself stolen with thanks as you will discover should you happen across the GMAIL cretins resignation letter).

Back to UT, here are the known 15 - I have them all (oh yes. I have them all):

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And here are the missing two - number 37 ad 39:

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Only time will tell if they exist. Time will have to learn to speak too of course, but I Di Gress ("Are you Di Gress?" "Yes, I am")

Nice to see that UT #41 is the first appearance of Felicia Hardy, which few have cottoned on to:

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It's a much better story than The Primitive Parallel which, in keeping with Charlton, does not feature inside. Tell a lie, it does. I just missed it. Too busy with Up Yonder Glen to notice it.

"Charlton Comics Give You More!"

Correct :)

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Still Morning Charlemagnes, but fast approaching lunch time :)

Those in the know of the know all knowing knowledge will know that the title Teenage Hotrodders was on the Charleston Pence Missing List, presumed cents, for over 800 years. Many Jedi were trained during this period of unexplained absence. Or abspence, as we should call it. And then, those in the know of the know all knowing knowledge saw the arrival of Teenage Hotrodders # 2 in this Thread(dy the Hotrodder) and there was a rejoicing:

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But those in the full knowledge of the complete know all knowing knowledge knew that Teenage Hotrodders #4 had also turned up. Here she be:

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So, nothing for years and years and years and years, and now two of five:

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Maybe they only did even numbers? But that would be odd. Actually, it would be even - even only numbers. Odd that. But even, in reality.

As for TH4, Rick Roberts is forced to say the following line inside: "Those extra horses are paying off!" Whatever could he mean? Has Black Fury fixed the race? 

 

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"Neigh"

Translation: "F:censored:ing cheek!"

Anyroad (Fred Elliot) - any slip road (not Fred Elliot) - Rick has some bother but wins the race. Is anyone surprised? No, of course not. Even with equine meddling Rick wins the race.

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"Neigh. Neigh"

Translation: "Look, I'm not going to f:censored:ing tell you again pal"

 

 

"Charlton Comics Give You Races Won Despite Horseplay!"

 

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"Neigh"

Translation: "Right, that's it...."

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My Brake Pedal has snapped off?....... That's the least of the hormon laden lad's problems.  He doesn't have a left front wheel either...

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Peown!, peown!

"What?"

"Peown"

"Oh"

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"Draw or...crawl"

"Hmm, well let's see. It's quite dirty down there and I don't want to get all dusty. I'll draw please"

"OK. I was thinking maybe a house with some trees? Maybe with a sunset?"

"I'll try. Art was never my strong point at school but I'll certainly give it a go"

"Thanks"

 

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"Wyatt Earp"

"Wild Bill Hickok"

"Annie Oakley"

"The Gunmaster"

"Dave from Accounts" (not shown)

 

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"God Damn, I knew it Barney! The Gunmaster was Banksy all along"

 

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"Now, I'm going to unmask you, Gunmaster!"

"Go on boss, take his f:censored:ing mask off. Go on, take his f:censored:ing mask off"

"I will Barry just give me a - "

"Take his f:censored:ing mask off boss, go on. Go on. Take his f:censored:ing mask off"

 

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The Gunmaster's Horse: "Neigh!"

Translation: "Look out! The window - Gunmaster it's a f:censored:ing window, watch outAAARRRGGGHHH! That really hurt"

 

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"Look - those trees are covered in bacon"

"Get back inside President Grant - it's an ambush"*

 

*The producers would like to apologise for the use of the 'ham bush' joke in this thread. A more witty caption will be provided in future. We further apologise for the lack of imagination shown regarding the choice of title for Annie's story. 

 

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"Hey, Mandarin, seeing all these horses, I've got a joke for you"

"Yoo say wha?"

"Hoof Hearted?"

"Wha?"

"Hoof Hearted?"

"Me no unnerstah"

"Who farted you dumb arse!"

"No need get batey with Mandarin. Last time Mandarin fight Indian and horse for yoo"

 

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"The commanacheros are attacking the town...if only Gunmaster were here!"

"He's up there"

"Oh, right. I see him"

 

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"Why...he... he's really GUNMASTER! I'd recognise those muscles anywhere. Come on now Gunmaster...take those pants off...come on..."

 

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An Apache uprising... Mexican bandit border raids. A gas bill twice the normal amount. Once again, mild mannered Clay Boone becomes....

Hang on, Clay Boone? Clay Boone! Are you taking the p:censored:? What is he, Pat's brother? Clay Boone...I ask you

 

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Edited by Get Marwood & I
All done with kindness

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So, another suspect giveaway in six gun heros, cleverly hidden on the front page.   Bar Zim Toys! Here's the scoop!

https://www.google.com/search?q=Bar-Zim+toys&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS803US803&oq=Bar-Zim+toys&aqs=chrome..69i57.9495j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

So far we have yet to find out exactly who won the trip to Hollywood for the swimming pool and a choice viewing of "Off on a Comet.".  What do they mean by that exactly? Off? Like "Getting Off on it?" 

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