I was going to read "War and Peace" this summer but... 0

[fmaz]

Kav.... not to correct you, but I can tell you with great certainty that the official term for what that seller put forth in his listing is not "fine print"... No, no... THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a "manifesto".  A good old fashioned, get yourself a cabin and some hoodies and write it all long-hand in a dream journal kinda thing.   WOW.

Oh, and PS? ... I picked up on at least one "nick" and handful of "molecules" on the back cover.

[kav]

2 minutes ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

This should be a Qualified book...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/18-C0651-Superman-039-s-Pal-Jimmy-Olsen-107-1967-VF-8-0-/292490976903?nma=true&si=PVQNJ%2FI%2FATA7k3Y9IYr78191%2BkQ%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

Well he would qualify it but he doesn't go into every molecule-

[kav]

1 minute ago, fmaz said:

Kav.... not to correct you, but I can tell you with great certainty that the official term for what that seller put forth in his listing is not "fine print"... No, no... THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a "manifesto".  A good old fashioned, get yourself a cabin and some hoodies and write it all long-hand in a dream journal kinda thing.   WOW.

Oh, and PS? ... I picked up on at least one "nick" and handful of "molecules" on the back cover.

-and remember folks manifestos don't manifest without years of tearing at one's hair over life-

[newshane]

5 minutes ago, Ryan. said:

I didn't care for the inconsistency of terms ("I" versus "we" or "our"). Those Ts&Cs need a revision.  

Should be re-written in third person.

[kav]

Just now, newshane said:

Should be re-written in third person.

Cal who has several levels of writing styles

[fmaz]

Just now, kav said:

-and remember folks manifestos don't manifest without years of tearing at one's hair over life-

That is very true!

And also, never forgot - you can't spell manifesto without the "Oh" in "Oh my goodness, stay away from THAT guy!"

[TheFifthHorseman]

3 minutes ago, kav said:

Well he would qualify it but he doesn't go into every molecule-

Are staples technically even molecules?

Do we even exist???

[Domo Arigato]

Every one of you just made the "list". 

As soon as he gets through barking at the moon and punishing all of his stuffed animals that have been bad....YOU'RE ALL GOING ON THE "LIST"!!!

 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Domo Arigato

[kav]

7 minutes ago, Domo Arigato said:

Every one of you just made the "list". 

You hear me you puss-filled fartgoblins?

As soon as he gets through barking at the moon and punishing all of his stuffed animals that have been bad....YOU'RE ALL GOING ON THE "LIST"!!!

Whats the restocking fee for that-

[pemart1966]

1 hour ago, newshane said:

instead, I decided to read the "fine print" on this auction...

WE DO NOT LIST EVERY NICK AND MOLECULE...

Advertised as 9.8...

now look at the back cover.

Then look at the front cover!

[Mr.Mcknowitall]

40 minutes ago, kav said:

Cal who has several levels of writing styles

Signed:

Hitler Comics

[joecgcmaniac]

2 hours ago, Domo Arigato said:

Every one of you just made the "list". 

As soon as he gets through barking at the moon and punishing all of his stuffed animals that have been bad....YOU'RE ALL GOING ON THE "LIST"!!!

 

Thank goodness I'm already on nut-bar's list. 

[kav]

11 minutes ago, joecgcmaniac said:

Thank goodness I'm already on nut-bar's list. 

  You were only on the level 1 list before.

[kav]

3 hours ago, fmaz said:

Oh, and PS? ... I picked up on at least one "nick" and handful of "molecules" on the back cover.

 

[joecgcmaniac]

8 minutes ago, kav said:

  You were only on the level 1 list before.

Level 15- Accessory to posting Cal-bot memes.  

Edited May 30, 2018 by joecgcmaniac

[kav]

2 minutes ago, joecgcmaniac said:

Level 15- Accessory to posting Cal-bot memes.  

Oh thats bad

[paperheart]

3 hours ago, kav said:

Cal who has several levels of writing styles

can we get a DNA sample from the stray hair for confirmation?

[Number 6]

His terms certainly do make for “interesting” reading. 

At one point he says that he combines items at a rate of $1.00 per each additional item. 

A little later, his states that the assumption that the buyer will purchase more than one item is baked into his shipping charges. 

Translation: he’s gonna over-charge you good for shipping.  

[miraclemet]

I love 

"ALL BOOKS ARE CHECKED FOR RESTORATION" 

 

and

 

" Reader copies are not checked for restoration" 

 

all within 10 lines of each other. 

[Ken Aldred]

If there's one defect that puts me off buying a comic more than bad or uneven miswraps and miscuts, rusted staples, rat chews, insect damage, subscription creases, soiling or staining, it's broken inter-atomic bonds down at the molecular level.  

I expect the screening of my purchases to be much more stringent than described by the seller. Terrible laziness.

Edited May 31, 2018 by Ken Aldred