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Doctor X's Christmas Contest 2018 is in Motion
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1 minute ago, DR.X said:
7 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

We have a guy at the Elks Lodge that alternates between Manhattans, the straight brown vermouth, and the straight white vermouth - that's about what that carp tastes like.  Who invented this krap?

I remember the old Martini & Rossi Imported Vermouth commercials that were always on t.v. That stuff was wretched. Imported from where, the city sewer.

That reminds me of the old SNL skit where they find the source of Perrier Water..., in some back alley sewer of Paris, or something resembling that.

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Just now, lizards2 said:

That reminds me of the old SNL skit where they find the source of Perrier Water..., in some back alley sewer of Paris, or something resembling that.

what about that Naive water aka spelled b/wards Evian?

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1 minute ago, porcupine48 said:
1 hour ago, DR.X said:

He's so nervous he's a basket case right now.

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Here is the basket, here is the case, here is me with fried egg on my face!

Still doing a lot better than that thing, sweet googlie mooglie!

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