If cover blurbs returned today
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This is the FINAL ISSUE!!!! (Until we reboot it again to take more of your money)

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The story sucks, but you are only buying the cover, anyway!

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8 hours ago, Coverless 9.8 said:

Part one of a brand new 'written for the trade' epic!

I'd respect the publisher's honesty if they used that one.

I still wouldn't buy it, though.

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8 hours ago, Coverless 9.8 said:

Now more decompression than ever!

I'd go retro, Silver Age, on that one...

'Non-stop, senses-shattering decompression !!!'

Although, as the dragging out tends to be extremely tedious, that might be interpreted as false advertising, and...

'Non-stop, coma-inducing decompression' might be preferred by some as a non-ironic alternative.

 

Edited by Ken Aldred

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Brand new character in this issue :  is it a first appearance or just  a cameo? 

 

Your favorite hero just changed gender 

 

Just one of 50 covers you can choose this issue.  Collect them all! 

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5 minutes ago, MGH said:

Your favorite hero just changed gender

'Non-stop, gender-shattering action!'

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"Special scratch n' sniff horsesh:censored: smelling Liefeld cover - so the blind can hate him!"

 

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10 hours ago, Coverless 9.8 said:

I certainly miss cover blurbs!  I know they covered some of the artwork, but I think the art was also more dynamic on the covers from those eras than the portraiture covers of the modern era.  So, modern cover blurbs:

Now more social justice than you can see on the web!

Part one of a brand new 'written for the trade' epic!

If you can afford only one comic this month, make it thi$ one!

Now more decompression than ever!

The first new #1 issue in twelve months!

We all have our crossovers to bear!

The Mouse Of Ideas does it again!

The hero who could be MCU!

If you loved the movie you're probably not reading this!

:wink:

 

 

:roflmao:

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Special political correction issue!

All gender! All neutral!

The Guardians in, Safe Space!

Mr(s)? Fantastic in, Gender Bender!

Now fewer words than ever! Nuff said!

Appearing soon in a Phase 4 production!

:wink:

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Coverless 9.8 said:

Mr(s)? Fantastic in, Gender Bender!

:golfclap:

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Speculators Assemble!

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Special 'thought bubbles bursting' issue!

This floppy is a hit!

Special 'slab and flip' issue!

All new relaunch! Pump up the volumes!

:wink:

 

 

 

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