kav Posted July 12, 2020 Author Share Posted July 12, 2020 I want to do a parody on SNL with an old lady in a walker and a race car going 200 mph and it just.....cant ever catch her..... Hypersphere and 1950's war comics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, kav said: Think abt it-have you ever seen a movie of someone running down the middle of the street away from a car and actually get hit? The answer is no. It's like Stormtroopers firing blasters JJ-4 and Hypersphere 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, kav said: I want to do a parody on SNL with an old lady in a walker and a race car going 200 mph and it just.....cant ever catch her..... That would be an awesome parody. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted July 12, 2020 Author Share Posted July 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, gadzukes said: It's like Stormtroopers firing blasters Or ninjas. No matter how many ninjas attack, they cant ever do squat to you. Also, no matter how many ninjas you kill, there are always the same number of ninjas. gadzukes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Hoops, stilts, big wheels; it's all a bit silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1950's war comics Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, kav said: Hollywood thinks the best way to avoid a car is run straight down the middle of the street-and it works! No matter how fast the car is going, it will never catch you!! on the old the A-Team show , whenever a bad guys speeding car was about to rear end a parked car, it always just drove up the rear somehow and then flew over it.... usually it did a 180 degree flip in the air and then crashed Edited July 12, 2020 by 1950's war comics FoggyNelson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashsaytr Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 13 hours ago, kav said: Think abt it-have you ever seen a movie of someone running down the middle of the street away from a car and actually get hit? The answer is no. the original Death Race 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, ashsaytr said: the original Death Race 2000 My dad took me to see this movie in the theatre when it came out. I was 12 at the time. We didn't tell my mom. Such a bad movie and yet awesome at the same time. Ken Aldred and 1950's war comics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telerites Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 3 hours ago, gadzukes said: I was 12 at the time. Gawd, I'm old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, telerites said: Gawd, I'm old I feel like I'm old. Who are you, Methuselah? Edited July 13, 2020 by gadzukes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telerites Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, gadzukes said: I feel like I"M old. Who are you, Methuselah? I actually misread the movie reference. I didn't pay attention to the movie but saw 2000 and thought the reference was to a release date. I didn't see the movie until the 80s. It is kind of one of those guilty pleasure flicks. You and I are one year apart so yeah we are both old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypersphere Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 7/12/2020 at 5:40 AM, gadzukes said: He's got handlebars to steer the thing. I see no way that those handlebars will steer that thing. And I don't see any brakes. Blackhawks.... simply step out of the way and basically that guy is screwed. Clearly they won't - they're even running parallel to that thing ... There's no mechanism for him to stay vertical - in a second he's upside-down and throwing up. Also, how is there fire? I see no gas canister or any other fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypersphere Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Also, I'm so tired of every movie scene where they're either 1- running straight under the tree or spaceship falling when they could take a single step to the right and evade or 2- the vehicle crashes, and only the character that hasn't recited heartbreaking lines survives. Logical movies are rare treasures. 1950's war comics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1950's war comics Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 (edited) On 7/14/2020 at 1:10 PM, Hypersphere said: Logical movies are rare treasures. War movies are the worst (although they are getting a bit better ) in most every war movie whenever someone fired upon a group of enemy soldiers they always fell dead , instantly dead with nobody even just wounded Edited July 15, 2020 by 1950's war comics Hypersphere and FoggyNelson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valiantman Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 11:54 PM, kav said: I want to do a parody on SNL with an old lady in a walker and a race car going 200 mph and it just.....cant ever catch her..... GeeksAreMyPeeps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1950's war comics Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 this whole cover is just laughably wrong , the downed aviators are drawn cartoonishly and to think that the Germans would waste firing a valuable torpedo on a raft ?? i don't think a torpedo would even explode if it hit a raft ?? Ken Aldred and FoggyNelson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, valiantman said: yep thats hollywood for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 5 hours ago, 1950's war comics said: this whole cover is just laughably wrong , the downed aviators are drawn cartoonishly and to think that the Germans would waste firing a valuable torpedo on a raft ?? i don't think a torpedo would even explode if it hit a raft ?? If it had Sgt Rock on it, maybe? 1950's war comics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 If they could hit a raft with a torpedo it would be the single greatest shot in all of WW2. Keep in mind most torpedoes MISS AIRCRAFT CARRIERS AND BATTLESHIPS. 1950's war comics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1950's war comics Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said: If it had Sgt Rock on it, maybe? If Sgt Rock was on the raft he would be down to his last bullet and he would see the torpedo coming and be able to shoot at it from super far distance and blow it up far enough away as to not be hurt by the blast Hypersphere, Ken Aldred, FoggyNelson and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
