Aweandlorder Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 18 hours ago, kav said: Side question-since when can DD lift a 600 pound car engine? Or stretch out a tire? Also since when do tires even look like that? Plus even if engine strikes truck, DD still gets run over n demolished- Not even mentioning considering size of truck and perspective, engine, DD and truck are no way lined up for any kind of ballistic interaction wutsoever. Actually the only question that comes to mind is... just WHO THE HELL is the writer of this book???! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperZar Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Aweandlorder said: Actually the only question that comes to mind is... just WHO THE HELL is the writer of this book???! Haha. I sense you say this in jest because you know the famous creator? It gets better. Here is the previous panel. Apparently he doesn't have time/room to dodge the truck, but time enough to find an engine, place it on his belly and position himself with a tire he also had time to find and wrap around his body??? Edited December 30, 2019 by SuperZar ADAMANTIUM, Comics4All and Aweandlorder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, SuperZar said: Haha. I sense you say this in jest because you know the famous creator? It gets better. Here is the previous panel. Apparently he doesn't have time/room to dodge the truck, but time enough to find an engine, place it on his belly and position himself with a tire he also had time to find and wrap around his body??? YOU GOTTA BE ME! Comics4All 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, kav said: YOU GOTTA BE ME! Stan's writing could be patchy at times. Edited December 30, 2019 by Ken Aldred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 Just now, Ken Aldred said: Stan's writing could be patchy. "No time to step off the curb! Have to draft letter and send to FEMA and get this curb fixed before-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 Earth: "No time to put out this forest fire with a rain storm!! Have to evolve humans from microbes so they can-" Albert Thurgood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 57 minutes ago, SuperZar said: Haha. I sense you say this in jest because you know the famous creator? It gets better. Here is the previous panel. Apparently he doesn't have time/room to dodge the truck, but time enough to find an engine, place it on his belly and position himself with a tire he also had time to find and wrap around his body??? Wutever you do do not post the third panel-not sure brain could handle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 Here's a mind-blower from Action 326-apparently the laws of physics mean NOTHING to the writers at DC: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 "Not enuff room to dodge! (I see plenty of room)-Only one thing to do-I must find a car (in this confined space??) and remove the engine and a tire, and remove the tire from the rim, then-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, kav said: "Not enuff room to dodge! (I see plenty of room)-Only one thing to do-I must find a car (in this confined space??) and remove the engine and a tire, and remove the tire from the rim, then-" Occam's razor doesn't apply to many solutions in comics, as can be seen in many panels of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 minute ago, gadzukes said: Occam's razor doesn't apply to many solutions in comics, as can be seen in many panels of this thread. Occam's razor dull AF, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 The MOST ridiculous comic story of all time has to be Lois Lane #29-Lois goes around kissing a buncha heroes after she sees Krypto flying around with a burning stick in his mouth. It all turns out it's "Plan L"-which Stupidman came up with-Plan "L" is IF Stupidman is ever downed by kryptonite outside his fortress by aliens who are watching all his friends, Lois is to alert various heroes to wipe they lips with RED K that temporarily makes Stupidman immune to kryptonite-she is then to kiss em all and wipe the lipstick on a hankie and Batman flies over the arctic and tosses hankie down to Stupidman with a batarang. We're informed there's also a Plan "J" for Jimmy and a Plan "P" for Perry. I'll let you ponder over what scenarios those 2 plans cover- bb8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 In typical fashion kryponite never kills anyone-it just leaves em lyin there till help arrives. One story had Stupidman 'dying' from kryptonite for over a week. Hey dummy-kryptonite dont kill ya-whoever said it did? How many times it left ya lying there, bruh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comics4All Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 17 hours ago, kav said: The MOST ridiculous comic story of all time has to be Lois Lane #29-Lois goes around kissing a buncha heroes after she sees Krypto flying around with a burning stick in his mouth. It all turns out it's "Plan L"-which Stupidman came up with-Plan "L" is IF Stupidman is ever downed by kryptonite outside his fortress by aliens who are watching all his friends, Lois is to alert various heroes to wipe they lips with RED K that temporarily makes Stupidman immune to kryptonite-she is then to kiss em all and wipe the lipstick on a hankie and Batman flies over the arctic and tosses hankie down to Stupidman with a batarang. We're informed there's also a Plan "J" for Jimmy and a Plan "P" for Perry. I'll let you ponder over what scenarios those 2 plans cover- Brucie is about to shove the fish man outta his way to lock lips with Lois! 1950's war comics and kav 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaylam Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 17 hours ago, kav said: The MOST ridiculous comic story of all time has to be Lois Lane #29-Lois goes around kissing a buncha heroes after she sees Krypto flying around with a burning stick in his mouth. It all turns out it's "Plan L"-which Stupidman came up with-Plan "L" is IF Stupidman is ever downed by kryptonite outside his fortress by aliens who are watching all his friends, Lois is to alert various heroes to wipe they lips with RED K that temporarily makes Stupidman immune to kryptonite-she is then to kiss em all and wipe the lipstick on a hankie and Batman flies over the arctic and tosses hankie down to Stupidman with a batarang. We're informed there's also a Plan "J" for Jimmy and a Plan "P" for Perry. I'll let you ponder over what scenarios those 2 plans cover- Nice animation of the cover there. How did you do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jaylam said: Nice animation of the cover there. How did you do it? just googled and found a gif of that cover. Comics4All 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2019 ADAMANTIUM, Ken Aldred, Larryw7 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) If only they’d do covers like that rather than with the primitive lenticular technique. The Dr Strange gif is quite hypnotic. Edited December 30, 2019 by Ken Aldred Larryw7, 1950's war comics and kav 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 Its a matter of time till sheets of paper will have animation. Ken Aldred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark88 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Happy New Year. Marvel had some fun panels and covers too: ADAMANTIUM and 1950's war comics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
