kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Ken Aldred said: Incredi There's plenty of it, just like Knightboat in The Simpsons. Doesn't matter if it's at sea, an inlet, canal or fjord, there's always criminal activity. Baywatch-thought they'd just be hangin around doin life guard stuff but beach crime kept raising its ugly head!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, kav said: Baywatch-thought they'd just be hangin around doin life guard stuff but beach crime kept raising its ugly head!!! The work was never ending. Eventually there was a night-time detective and paranormal activity agency as well. Edited March 14, 2020 by Ken Aldred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, gadzukes said: This is SO unbelievably lame. This Giant gets a stomach ache from eating Green Apples. The military decides to try and shoot a huge antacid pill into his mouth from an airplane but the Giant won't open his mouth. So this boy comes up with an idea to have an "Actor disguised as a Beatnik" talk to the Giant and make him laugh. Then the boy shoots the pill into his mouth. Ps pretty sure an antacid designed for a 150 pound human would have zero effect on a twenty ton alien- Not to mention its an ANDROID so how does it even have stomach ache in the first place? Edited March 14, 2020 by kav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, kav said: Ps pretty sure an antacid designed for a 150 pound human would have zero effect on a twenty ton alien- Pretty sure an "actor disguised as a beatnik" wouldn't make him laugh either. And..... why get an Actor?????? Why not just get a real Beatnik? KirbyJack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, gadzukes said: Pretty sure an "actor disguised as a beatnik" wouldn't make him laugh either. And..... why get an Actor?????? Why not just get a real Beatnik? Hell why not get a beatnik disguised and an actor disguised as a beatnik- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, kav said: Hell why not get a beatnik disguised and an actor disguised as a beatnik- Why get a Beatnik OR an Actor? Weren't there Stand-up comedians back then? I DON'T understand DC comic writers!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, gadzukes said: Why get a Beatnik OR an Actor? Weren't there Stand-up comedians back then? I DON'T understand DC comic writers!!!! Whatever they do DO NOT hire sara silverman!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, kav said: Whatever they do DO NOT hire sara silverman!! Maybe they can throw her into the giants mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, gadzukes said: Maybe they can throw her into the giants mouth. person with giant mouth into a giant mouth-I like it. Edited March 14, 2020 by kav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Maybe if they'd disguised the beatnik actor as an android it would've made him more relatable. No wonder the more straightforward soap opera over at Marvel was more appealing. Edited March 14, 2020 by Ken Aldred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said: Maybe if they'd disguised the beatnik actor as an android it would've made him more relatable. No wonder the more straightforward soap opera over at Marvel was more appealing. I cant see spider man ever dressing as a beat nik to pull off something like this. stan lee would have put the skids on that STAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said: Maybe if they'd disguised the beatnik actor as an android it would've made him more relatable. Yes, but would that make the Giant open his mouth? It's all about getting the Giant to open his mouth. How about this..... yelling, "HEY GIANT, OPEN YOUR MOUTH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, gadzukes said: Yes, but would that make the Giant open his mouth? It's all about getting the Giant to open his mouth. How about this..... yelling, "HEY GIANT, OPEN YOUR MOUTH" Look he obviously likes green apples-just put the friggin pill in a green apple. next problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, kav said: I cant see spider man ever dressing as a beat nik to pull off something like this. stan lee would have put the skids on that STAT. Didn't Toby McGuire become a dancing Beatnik in Spiderman 3? Edited March 14, 2020 by gadzukes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, gadzukes said: Didn't Toby McGuire become a Beatnik in Spiderman 3? gadzukes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, gadzukes said: Yes, but would that make the Giant open his mouth? It's all about getting the Giant to open his mouth. How about this..... yelling, "HEY GIANT, OPEN YOUR MOUTH" I really don't know. I can't help. This page of comic book drivel has caused my brain to shut down. Rational thought, impossible. Edited March 14, 2020 by Ken Aldred Larryw7 and gadzukes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzukes Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, gadzukes said: Didn't Toby McGuire become a dancing Beatnik in Spiderman 3? And now that I think of it, everyone in the theatre started laughing. Actors disguised as Beatniks ARE funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirbyJack Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I think the writers at DC rationalized things by saying, "the readers are kids". They might have really been thinking, "the readers are really stupid kids". Ken Aldred and Larryw7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, KirbyJack said: I think the writers at DC rationalized things by saying, "the readers are kids". They might have really been thinking, "the readers are really stupid kids". Yup. That page has totally destroyed my IQ. Hopefully it's temporary. Edited March 14, 2020 by Ken Aldred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Ken Aldred said: Yup. That page has totally destroyed my IQ. Hopefully it's temporary. Wutever you do do not watch sara silverman to try to recoup IQ points- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
