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[kav]

Just now, Myowncollector said:

Medusa hair.

its kinda similar to Octo-Doctopus and other tentaculated characters but yeah.

[Myowncollector]

1 minute ago, kav said:

DialH for Hero maybe?
Side question-before Thor was born was there no such thing as thunder and lightning?  Think about it.

What if thor made the lightning but there was no one around to hear the thunder? Was there thunder? Maybe just lightning. 

[comicginger1789]

Most common: Ability to jest while fighting

Least common: Ability to eat anything (in that you rarely see our heroes eat and the fact that only one ever to my knowledge had the power to eat his way through literally anything)

Edited May 21, 2020 by comicginger1789

[kav]

Just now, comicginger1789 said:

Most common: Ability to jest while fighting

Least common: Ability to eat anything

omg he went there.

[comicginger1789]

Just now, kav said:

omg he went there.

Door in your way? I'll eat it

Fence blocking us off? I'll eat that mess too

Need me to dig a tunnel? I'll eat dirt all day

[Myowncollector]

Delete that. I am speculating hard on Matter Eater. Only a matter of time ( no pun intended ) that he shows up in a dc movie.

[Hollywood1892]

Incredibly good looks!

That is a common superpower 

What ugly superheroes do you see,

Especially Rogue in that X-Men run 

[kav]

26 minutes ago, comicginger1789 said:

Door in your way? I'll eat it

Fence blocking us off? I'll eat that mess too

Need me to dig a tunnel? I'll eat dirt all day

There was one story where matter eater lad was secretly poor.  HOW CAN YOU BE POOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO FOOD BILLS??

[comicginger1789]

He was craving bacon, saw his piggy bank and just kinda ate it. Savings gone.

[Paul © ® ⚽️💙™]

19 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

What ugly superheroes do you see,

 

 

[James J Johnson]

4 hours ago, kav said:

Stretching I say.  we got mr fanplastic, plastic man, elongated man, jimmy olsen elastic lad, 2 different elasti-girls.  
A lot of heroes fly but that doesnt count unless its their sole super power.

How about luck? Like Domino? And if I may be so bold as to venture that probably no less than 1/3rd of us have it. Above average luck. That's 2.5 billion instances of it! And conversely, 1/3rd of us probably have below average luck (1/3rd of us no luck at all). That's a lot more than silly old stretching as a super-power, ain't it? Unless you factor in that most of us stretch regularly, so that may be the most common super-power of all after all, you may be right and I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. We're all in the right place for that.

 

Edited May 21, 2020 by James J Johnson

[kav]

Just now, James J Johnson said:

How about luck? Domino has it. And if I may be so bold as to venture that probably no less than 1/3rd of us has it. Above average luck. That's 2.5 billion instances of it! And conversely, 1/3rd of us probably has below average luck (1/3rd of us no luck at all). That's a lot more than silly old stretching as a super-power, ain't it? Unless you factor in that most of us stretch regularly, so that may be the most common super-power of all after all, you may be right and I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. We're all in the right place for that.

 

Batman has the most luck of anyone-its off the charts.  He has been shot at, often by perfessionals, often by perfessional snipers, maybe about 387,982 times and has never been hit.

[James J Johnson]

1 minute ago, kav said:

Batman has the most luck of anyone-its off the charts.  He has been shot at, often by perfessionals, often by perfessional snipers, maybe about 387,982 times and has never been hit.

Certainly not lucky for anyone in close proximity to him.

[Larryw7]

 Batman got hit sometimes.

[Hollywood1892]

7 hours ago, kav said:

Batman has the most luck of anyone-its off the charts.  He has been shot at, often by perfessionals, often by perfessional snipers, maybe about 387,982 times and has never been hit.

He has an excellent escape and evade program with the R&D at Wayne Enterprises 

According to Superheroes monthly the program is rated second to none

Edited May 21, 2020 by Hollywood1892

[1950's war comics]

7 hours ago, kav said:

Batman has the most luck of anyone-its off the charts.  He has been shot at, often by perfessionals, often by perfessional snipers, maybe about 387,982 times and has never been hit.

the ability to untie knots and slip out of chains and bindings ,  ... it's an uncanny knack that all superheroes possess 

[1950's war comics]

bad guys (supervillains) all have brilliant locksmithing abilities ,, they can pick locks in seconds flat , heck all they have to do is stick a pick in a lock and it opens ..  

[KirbyJack]

8 hours ago, kav said:

Batman has the most luck of anyone-its off the charts.  He has been shot at, often by perfessionals, often by perfessional snipers, maybe about 387,982 times and has never been hit.

So has everybody else. Any hero who isn't bullet proof must have a super-human ability to dodge bullets. 

Or they're Junior Juniper.

[FoggyNelson]

Hero’s are like camels , they never have to hydrate , even during a long battle , they can last for weeks without a drink😷😷😷

[Hollywood1892]

9 minutes ago, FoggyNelson said:

Hero’s are like camels , they never have to hydrate , even during a long battle , they can last for weeks without a drink😷😷😷

And who ever sees them using the washroom

Superheroes are robots