Which Marvel character intro will NEVER get hot? 3 3

[Math Teacher]

2 hours ago, Ken Aldred said:

I wonder if the Asbestos Lady and the Asbestos Man ever hooked up?

[JazzMan]

Hellcow.  You just can't find a cape like that for just any cow.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

1 hour ago, AJLewandoski said:

Disney owns ABC, Universal/Comcast owns NBC, so Howdy Doody will probably show up in the next Fast and Furious movie 

. Definitely a mistake on my part. 

Also.. . Fast and Furious.. 

"I live my life a quarter mile at a Howdy Doody Time! " 

[Ken Aldred]

30 minutes ago, JazzMan said:

Hellcow.  You just can't find a cape like that for just any cow.

I always thought it was just me that appreciated the brilliance of this terribly underrated character.  The thread shows I'm not alone here.

Perhaps I shouldn't say that, though, as it might create interest and demand.

At least I'm protected by having a NM raw copy.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Ken Aldred

[Mucheee1]

1 hour ago, Funnybooks said:

 

[JazzMan]

6 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said:

I always thought it was just me that appreciated the brilliance of this terribly underrated character.  The thread shows I'm not alone here.

Perhaps I shouldn't say that, though, as it might create interest and demand.

At least I'm protected by having a NM raw copy.

[Bludriver]

1 hour ago, wisbyron said:

Quasar.

Whenever I see his name I always think "by Motorola" due to a jingle that was pounded into my head as a kid.

 

[the blob]

Not gonna read this whole thing, but NFL Superpro comes to mind if nobody else has said it. Not saying I haven't hedged just in case. I feel like U.S. 1 and Dakota North and any number of New Universe titles have a chance. U.S. 1 is gonna be tough because it is spawned by the whole trucker craze that was popular with Smokey and the Bandit and BJ and the Bear (Marvel came 2 years late, of course, but whatever), but it actually has some interesting art and spawned a few characters that appeared in Marvel continuity, although poor Barn von Blimp never escaped to the rest of Marvel. 

 

[Namtak]

[the blob]

1 hour ago, wisbyron said:

Ravage 2099.

NFL SuperPro.

Adam the X-Treme.

Quasar.

Hypno Hustler. (though that would be admittedly awesome)

Turner D Century.

No, Quasar will come around. He had a series that lasted 5 years. Longer than Darkhawk! Then again, Ravage 2099 lasted 33 issues. How is that possible? Somehow 9.8 newsies have sold for both $21.50 and $152 all within a week of eachother  https://www.ebay.com/itm/RAVAGE-2099-1-CBCS-9-8-WHITE-NEWSSTAND-EDITION-GOLD-FOIL-MARVEL-COMICS-LIKE-CGC-/124513518125?hash=item1cfd95822d%3Ag%3AKjUAAOSwCbJd9Qaa&nma=true&si=BZbpsjZvXBDBh7scMVfgI%2BAabNw%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557   https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ravage-2099-1-Newsstand-Variant-CGC-9-8-NM-MT-WHITE-PAGES/164653387130?hash=item26561b4d7a:g:eYQAAOSw7L9gBmWS

[Namtak]

8 minutes ago, Namtak said:

The américain kaiju,what a desaster!!

[Ken Aldred]

Better than the Madripoor Dragon from Avengers World.

[s-man]

1 hour ago, JazzMan said:

Thats utterly ridicowlous!

[Coverless 9.8]

5 hours ago, KirbyJack said:

A friend of mine got a letter published in Team America. 
An absolute, gushing love letter, raving about how transcendently magnificent Team America is.

We will never let him live it down.

He was just going through a cycle!  

[Coverless 9.8]

4 hours ago, Ken Aldred said:

 

If they connect the name to a sexual orientation they might get some cultural traction with it!  

[Coverless 9.8]

Any New Universe title, but Kicker's Inc. is number one followed closely by Spitfire And The Troubleshooters!  

[kav]

This dude will never ever get hot:

[D84]

Snowflake and Safespace

[Gatsby77]

Unpopular opinion: Warlock.

That Marvel managed to do an Infinity Gauntlet adaption and a Captain Marvel movie - as well as two Guardians films, and the closest we got was a post-credits cameo of a female Warlock (what - was it literally "Her"?) means he's not gonna' happen.

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

[kav]

2 minutes ago, Gatsby77 said:

Unpopular opinion: Warlock.

That Marvel managed to do an Infinity Gauntlet adaption and a Captain Marvel movie - as well as two Guardians films, and the closest we got was a post-credits cameo of a female Warlock (what - was it literally "Her"?) means he's not gonna' happen.

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Warlock already got hot- mere whiff of him in a movie caused Thor 165 prices to sky rocket.
He actually appears in a movie and Thor 165 will start approaching GSXM 1 prices-