Get Marwood & I

Spotted this on ebay - it's one of my old printing error labels. What are the chances. I don't remember selling mine for that much though. Because I was watching it, the seller / ebay kindly sent me an offer at £150! Praise the Lord for the gift of laughter...

"Killer Kanga", surely?

How about a bloke wakes up in the night to discover that a small amphibian has taken over his backside. You could call it "The Newt On Ring Horror"

The Age of Unstinting Accuracy

OK, so there's this bloke who wants to have fun and share his comic knowledge who joins a comic forum expecting to find like minded individuals and maybe make a buddy or two. Thing is, the forum is full of stuck up righteous types with no sense of humour and the poor kid ends up getting blackballed, put on ignore and other adult stuff like that. Being a bit of a techno whizz, our spurned comic antihero reverses the polarity of the neutron flow or something technical like that, finds all his tormentors addresses and then systematically stalks them, killing each one in the same fashion each time by stuffing their most prized comics up their jacksies one by one (slabbed or not) until they explode. You could call it "Comics Aren't for Aholes" or something like that. A good play on words I think. The last one to die is the best as he collected Artist editions.

Courtesy of...

I like this one because both cover stars seem to be full on in the moment. Look at those faces...

Here's a nice bright copy - shame about the inside...

Cute Vexing Action Clearly Virgins Aren't they. Cunning Veteran Association Cheesy Vaulting Attire Clearly Viagra Addicts! Consenting Virulent Adults Cheap, Vulgar Amateurs!

Cute Vexing Action Clearly Virgins Aren't they. Cunning Veteran Association Cheesy Vaulting Attire Clearly Viagra Addicts!

Cute Vexing Action Clearly Virgins Aren't they. Cunning Veteran Association Cheesy Vaulting Attire

Cute Vexing Action Clearly Virgins Aren't they.

Oooh, the shiney shiney