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[oakman29]

3 minutes ago, newshane said:

..at least that's what my perception was..which is all that really matters, no? 

Mandibles are cool.

[Unca Ben]

12 minutes ago, newshane said:

I was visiting a friend in West Palm and let's just say that I wasn't in a sober state of mind...

went outside for a cigarette and leaned up against a palm tree. 

I started to feel a burning sensation in my legs. 

I looked down and was covered in giant ants of some sort. They were lighting me up! Gods...

I lived in Georgia for a while and we had massive fire ant mounds. But these Florida creatures brought a different sort of pain. 

I run back in the house screaming and tearing my clothes off on the way (in front of my friend's GF!) to the shower. 

Yeah...ummm...just thought I'd share. 

We called 'em bull ants.  Were they a dark red with a black abdomen?

[newshane]

Just now, Unca Ben said:

We called 'em bull ants.  Were they a dark red with a black abdomen?

They were black. And there were many. 

[kav]

6 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Yes it's all that matters .... oakman could have hosed you down, as he is an exterminator for a living is all...

But he's in California not Florida bless his heart!

Oakman has been known to kill from a distance, merely by thinking of his target.

[kav]

6 minutes ago, oakman29 said:

Mandibles are cool.

Not if you're the one being mandibulated.

[oakman29]

2 minutes ago, kav said:

Oakman has been known to kill from a distance, merely by thinking of his target.

[EC Phanatic]

Ok. So I may list some books for sale soon.  Feel free to thread .  I deserve it.   I won’t complain 

[kav]

3 minutes ago, EC Phanatic said:

Ok. So I may list some books for sale soon.  Feel free to thread .  I deserve it.   I won’t complain 

ah yes threading the needle

[EC Phanatic]

Just posted a nylon fetish book.   Take a look

 

[lizards2]

2 hours ago, Senormac said:

A 5 page thread EC Phanatic !!  It's seems the court has accepted your repentance and welcomed you back into good graces. 

I will never forgive him.

[lizards2]

2 hours ago, newshane said:

They were black. And there were many. 

racist

[Logan510]

1 minute ago, lizards2 said:

I will never forgive him.

You should apologize for your opening.

[lizards2]

On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 8:08 PM, oakman29 said:

I'm high toxicity. 

wiener toxicity....,  

[lizards2]

Just now, Logan510 said:

You should apologize for your opening.

You're the only one here who has expressed interest in my opening....,  

[oakman29]

1 minute ago, lizards2 said:

wiener toxicity....,  

Who loves ya baby....

Yeah that's right,  me!

[Logan510]

Just now, lizards2 said:

You're the only one here who has pressed interest in my opening....,  

[kav]

7 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

I will never forgive him.

dang

[porcupine48]

8 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

wiener toxicity....,  

[DR.X]

14 hours ago, lizards2 said:

wiener toxicity....,  

this is an interesting topic which deserves further research. I pulled these off the shelf a few months ago to send to a friend that's a health nut, until I read the label. tempted to crack them open and just drink the juice.

Ingredients

Mechanically separated chicken.

Chicken Skin/Pork Skin

Corn Syrup

Pork Spleens

Mustard Spices and Paprika - I like how they threw that in.

Natural Flavorings

Pork Stomachs.

And a host of chemicals to preserve these tasty suckers for about 50 years.

[lizards2]

4 minutes ago, DR.X said:

this is an interesting topic which deserves further research. I pulled these off the shelf a few months ago to send to a friend that's a health nut, until I read the label. tempted to crack them open and just drink the juice.

Ingredients

Mechanically separated chicken.

Chicken Skin/Pork Skin

Corn Syrup

Pork Spleens

Mustard Spices and Paprika - I like how they threw that in.

Natural Flavorings

Pork Stomachs.

And a host of chemicals to preserve these tasty suckers for about 50 years.

Those must be a regional delight - all we have here is Vienna Sausages.  We got them in fire sack lunches on one fire last year, and everyone in my unit was like   - I took them all and used them as dog treats when I got home. My dog loved them.

Back when I was smokejumper, Vienna Sausages were known lovingly (and alternately) as either baby cranks or monkey cranks.

Edited July 21, 2019 by lizards2