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[Krismusic]

19 hours ago, kav said:

Went to another woman-
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Only if you put the money down on the bar and leave"

I don’t get this one to much about social distancing but I guess a stretch  

[Krismusic]

1 hour ago, Tec-Tac-Toe said:

Thankfully, I have been practicing social distancing for years as a neighbor of mine is not one to regularly bathe. A nice fellow, otherwise.

At least he’s a nice person. Well if you wear a mask you can claim it’s because of covid  

[SkintDoctor]

Banks are looking quite crazy at the moment

[Foley]

The Irish version involves a Hurley at arms length  

[ADAMANTIUM]

I wouldn't touch that with a 6-foot pole! 

[wilbil]

1 hour ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

I wouldn't touch that with a 6-foot pole! 

i dunno, it does appear she has experience holding on to knobs. the over/under thumb method, i know, but still, trained is trained.. as to the cc terminal...... that i have concerns with.

[Ken Aldred]

16 minutes ago, wilbil said:

as to the cc terminal...... that i have concerns with.

In the British supermarket I go to, they can seem a little grungy.   I use contactless card.  Hopefully the store has now adopted some more sensibly OCD cleanliness.

Edited April 1, 2020 by Ken Aldred

[lizards2]

3 hours ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

I wouldn't touch that with a 6-foot pole! 

Get off my lawn.  

[James J Johnson]

2 hours ago, wilbil said:

i dunno, it does appear she has experience holding on to knobs. the over/under thumb method, i know, but still, trained is trained.. as to the cc terminal...... that i have concerns with.

Whether you're just holding onto a knob, turning it back and forth, or even polishing it to a nice, glossy spit-shine, some seem to have more of a natural aptitude for it than others and looks alone may be deceptive! Genetics and upbringing appear to play a bigger part in succeeding than appearance.   

Edited April 1, 2020 by James J Johnson

[ADAMANTIUM]

30 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

4 hours ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

I wouldn't touch that with a 6-foot pole! 

Get off my lawn.  

Its usually 10 foot pole, but was making it 6ft for social distancing maybe it WAS too much of a thinker

I'll get off the law now though

 

[lizards2]

1 minute ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

33 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

4 hours ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

I wouldn't touch that with a 6-foot pole! 

Get off my lawn.  

Its usually 10 foot pole, but was making it 6ft for social distancing maybe it WAS too much of a thinker

I'll get off the lawn now though

Pervert.   And clean up your poop.

[ADAMANTIUM]

[Comics4All]

19 minutes ago, ADAMANTIUM said:

Its usually 10 foot pole, but was making it 6ft for social distancing maybe it WAS too much of a thinker

I'll get off the law now though

 

@ADAMANTIUM It's a 39.5 foot pole!

 

[jcjames]

Let's see some social-distancing covers: 

 

[wilbil]

11 hours ago, James J Johnson said:

Whether you're just holding onto a knob, turning it back and forth, or even polishing it to a nice, glossy spit-shine, some seem to have more of a natural aptitude for it than others and looks alone may be deceptive! Genetics and upbringing appear to play a bigger part in succeeding than appearance.   

that was good.

[wilbil]

12 hours ago, lizards2 said:

Get off my lawn.  

that was gooder.

or on it, as the case may be. selective appreciation and all that.

[porcupine48]

On 3/31/2020 at 10:54 PM, lizards2 said:

Pervert.   And clean up your poop.

I went grocery shopping today and may have acted as above with jackarses.Some fool actually came up from behind and put his hand on my shoulder to ask if I was just waiting on the floks ten feet from me to move along.And me without my Pineapple.There was some yellingings.

Edited April 25, 2020 by porcupine48

[mrc]

On 4/1/2020 at 5:44 AM, jcjames said:

Let's see some social-distancing covers: 

 

[lou_fine]

On 3/31/2020 at 5:23 PM, Ken Aldred said:

On 3/31/2020 at 5:09 PM, wilbil said:

as to the cc terminal...... that i have concerns with.

I use contactless card.

Almost sounds like the dark ages if you still have to punch in anything to use your credit card, as I believe the chip enhanced and tap system have been in place for amost a full decade, in not longer, by now.