1950's war comics Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 women rule and men drool... FoggyNelson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James J Johnson Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 21 minutes ago, kav said: If the man isnt happy, the woman can still be happy. If the woman isnt happy-nobody's happy. I've come to the conclusion that the only way to make a woman truly happy; what it will take to accomplish that labor of Hercules, is to do something that will make you very unhappy. And how unhappy you make yourself in the process of making a woman happy is inversely proportionate to how happy you make her! That's my theory of inversely proportionate unhappiness. I stumbled upon this by accident. I was in a place that made me so unhappy and aggravated that I couldn't unclench my butt cheeks or lessen the Charlie Horses in my calves from squeezing so hard in utter contempt for the situation I allowed myself to be thrust into for her sake. I looked at her face, and conversely, she was having the time of her life, a look of pure unbridled enjoyment. That's when I formulated my equation, Me + unhappy + wife = happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted April 19, 2021 Author Share Posted April 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, James J Johnson said: I've come to the conclusion that the only way to make a woman truly happy; what it will take to accomplish that labor of Hercules, is to do something that will make you very unhappy. And how unhappy you make yourself in the process of making a woman happy is inversely proportionate to how happy you make her! That's my theory of inversely proportionate unhappiness. I stumbled upon this by accident. I was in a place that made me so unhappy and aggravated that I couldn't unclench my butt cheeks or lessen the Charlie Horses in my calves from squeezing so hard in utter contempt for the situation I allowed myself to be thrust into for her sake. I looked at her face, and conversely, she was having the time of her life, a look of pure unbridled enjoyment. That's when I formulated my equation, Me + unhappy + wife = happy. No it isnt that dismal-women are the gatekeepers of happiness. Keep them happy. All it requires is ALWAYS pay attention to them. Thats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted April 19, 2021 Author Share Posted April 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, James J Johnson said: I've come to the conclusion that the only way to make a woman truly happy; what it will take to accomplish that labor of Hercules, is to do something that will make you very unhappy. And how unhappy you make yourself in the process of making a woman happy is inversely proportionate to how happy you make her! That's my theory of inversely proportionate unhappiness. I stumbled upon this by accident. I was in a place that made me so unhappy and aggravated that I couldn't unclench my butt cheeks or lessen the Charlie Horses in my calves from squeezing so hard in utter contempt for the situation I allowed myself to be thrust into for her sake. I looked at her face, and conversely, she was having the time of her life, a look of pure unbridled enjoyment. That's when I formulated my equation, Me + unhappy + wife = happy. Ps she made you take her to the ballet, didnt she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James J Johnson Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Just now, kav said: No it isnt that dismal-women are the gatekeepers of happiness. Keep them happy. All it requires is ALWAYS pay attention to them. Thats it. I don't know. From my experience, those all too fleeting, scant elicited moments of a woman's happiness, sometimes measurable only in Planck time, are very rare.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James J Johnson Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, kav said: Ps she made you take her to the ballet, didnt she? Close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted April 19, 2021 Author Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, James J Johnson said: I don't know. From my experience, those all too fleeting, scant elicited moments of a woman's happiness, sometimes measurable only in Planck time, are very rare.. then youre not LISTENING!!! women can tell when you pretend to lissen. You have toactually LISSEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyweaknesskryptonite Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 35 minutes ago, James J Johnson said: You know why such a high percentage of men die before their wives do? Because it's worth it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_BEYONDER Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 1 hour ago, 1950's war comics said: women rule and men drool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirbyJack Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I can recommend no guidelines to getting along with a woman. Get along with a person. My wife is like no one I've met before, and few "rules" apply. But start with Trust (only honest communication will do) and Mutual Respect. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poekaymon Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 23 hours ago, kav said: Wutever you do if a woman is telling you her complaints DO NOT offer advice! They DO NOT want advice you numbskulls they just want you to LISTEN! Learned that the hard way. Acceptable responses are "omg" "thats awful" "I cant believe it". The End. I prefer to give advice, condescendingly, and then tell her to calm down. vheflin, KirbyJack and kav 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted April 20, 2021 Author Share Posted April 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Poekaymon said: I prefer to give advice, condescendingly, and then tell her to calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god503 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 On 4/17/2021 at 10:08 PM, kav said: Would you rather have Action #1 9.0 sig series signed by stan lee or the ability to read minds once a day for an hour from 9 PM to 10 PM? I know what u would pick kav.... 1950's war comics and kav 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vheflin Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 hour ago, kav said: cool it toots! kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
